Redwall Chatroom Part 2*

Panelist: Grey-streak the blade

SwordSwinger: Hey Basil how come youre not talkin

iamcornflower: he’s dead HAHAHAHA I made a silly!

SwordSwinger: ..............no.

~~SpyFox has entered the chatroom~~

SwordSwinger: SHE’S BACK!

SpyFox: This isn’t Sela

iamcornflower: who is it then?

SpyFox: Im chickenhound

 SwordSwinger: How’d YOU get on?

SpyFox: My mom got mad at the computer and stomped away

iamcornflower: Hehe

SwordSwinger: Are you ALLOWED to be on this chatroom?

SpyFox:.....uh........

iamcornflower: you bad boy you

SpyFox: oh no.....here comed mom!!!

SwordSwinger: HAHAHA!!!

SpyFox: NOO I WANTED TO TA

iamcornflower: What happened?

SpyFox: Sorry about that...ahem...interruption.....

SwordSwinger: o.O

iamcornflower: CHILD ABUSE

SwordSwinger: What would you know about child abuse?

iamcornflower: I dunno. shut up

~~SilentSnake has entered chatroom~~

SilentSnake Gi.

SwordSwinger: Gi? What are you, drunk?

SilentSnake: No i hust cam’t type

iamcornflower: It would help if you spoke English

ScoFFHare65: who are u anyway?

SilentSnake: duh

SwordSwinger: He’s obviously Asmodeus, duh

SilentSnake: heah.

SwordSwinger: What was that?

SilentSnake: HEAH!!! I SAID YEAH!!!

iamcornflower: What are you typing with, anyway?

Silent: Ny tail.

ScoFFHare65: Your tail? Why don’t you use your paws

SpyFox: Wow you really are brainless aren’t you? HE DOESN’T HAVE PAWS!!!

ScoFFHare65: ..........Huh?

SpyFox: He’s a snake, genius, he doesn’t have paws

~~ScoFFHare65 has left chatroom~~

SpyFox: What an ignoramus.

SwordSwinger: So Asmodeus, didn’t I cut your head off?

SilentSnake: No tjat was my cousim Seudomsa. He was visiting the Quarry and got a little to curious....he lovea the taste og shrews.

iamcornflower: grrrr type better, fool!

SilentSnake: What else am i supposed to type eith?

SwordSwinger: ...............oooooookkkkk.

SpyFox: Try your tongue

iamcornflower: his tongue?

SilentSnake: nopr, it can’t press dowm the keys.

SwordSwinger: How bout your nose

SpyFox: Nahhhh.....

SilentSnake: hjiow’;s ytjuios

iamcornflower: ok, that didn’t work

~~Stripedkiller has entered chatroom~~

iamcornflower: hey constance

Stripedkiller: hey

SwordSwinger: Why such the violent name?

Stripedkiller: Stripedkiller is not a violent name. SwordSwinger’s a violent name.

SwordSwinger: No it’s not!

Stripedkiller: Yes it is

SwordSwinger: No it’s not

Stripedkiller: Yeah it is

SwordSwinger: No it’s not

Stripedkiller: Shut up or I’ll give you dishwashing duties in the Kitchens.

iamcornflower: HA HA!!!

SilentSnake: Ok I thinkl I’ll jusy type with tail.

Stripedkiller: Who are you?

SilentSnake: Me?

Stripedkiller: Yeah you.

SilentSnake: Asmodeus. Who aret you?

Stripedkiller: Constance

SilentSnake: OK I MUST GO NOW

~~SilentSnake has left chatroom~~

Stripedkiller: DID YOU SEE THAT?!? I SCARED HIM OUT!!! WHAT A <language filter>!!!

Stripedkiller: Darn, this chatroom has a language filter.

SwordSwinger: Yeah, disappointing isn’t it.

iamcornflower: say constance, how can a computer be built big enough for you?

Stripedkiller: Ahhh I gto one custom made at the forge at salmandastran.

SwordSwinger: Wow, it seems like a few days ago the only thing that was being made at the Forge was swords and weapons.

iamcornflower: .....that WAS a few days ago.

SwordSwinger: Whatever

~~earth_Digger01 has entered chatroom~~

earth_Digger01: hey there

SwordSwinger: Don’t you mean “hoi there”? *snicker*

iamcornflower: oh shut up matthias, it’s not his fault moles talk like they have a whole bag of marshmallows shoved down theyr throats

earth_Digger01: Hey!

iamcornflower: oops sorry ^-^;;;

Stripedkiller: so foremole.....I hear your crew’s digging a swimming pool somewhere near the orchards

earth_Digger01: oh we got the plans ready, but we haven’t started construction yet

SwordSwinger: me sure there’s a diving board! Oh yeah, and make a slide too, one of those big huge ones that curve a lot

iamcornflower: hey settle down they aren’t gonna take special requests like that

earth_Digger01: We’re only doing the blueprints yet

SwordSwinger: ah whaterver

iamcornflower: well i have to go, mom’s calling

SwordSwinger: cya

Stripedkiller: ttyl

earth_Digger01: So long

~~iamcornflower has left chatroom~~

SwordSwinger: *yawn*

Stripedkiller: So what’s up

earth_Digger01: I’m hungry

SwordSwinger: Well dinner’s in an hour

Stripedkiller: What are we having

earth_Digger01: Fish, I think.

SwordSwinger: It’s MY job to catch fish!

Stripedkiller: not anymore it’s not. Some other guy. a squirrel, it’s his job now

SwordSwinger: Why!?!?!

earth_Digger01: He found this really good kind of lure for his fishing rod...the fish really suck it up

SwordSwinger: What is it?

Stripedkiller: he’s refused to tell.

SwordSwinger: How come everynody knows this but me?

Stripedkiller: Tough luk kid.

~~SwordSwinger has left chatroom~~

earth_Digger01: What a baby

Stripedkiller: I’ll say he can be so immature sometimes

Stripedkiller: Well, I’ve got to go. Dibbuns are on a warpath tonight

earth_Digger: ok, goodbye

~~Stripedkiller has left chatroom~~

earth_Digger01: Dangit everybody’s gone.

~~earth_Digger01 has left chatroom~~

END RECORDING

*Continued from Redwall Chatroom Part 1