Athalia's Monthly Interview

Panelist: A-tha-lia NHC

Greetings and apologizes, Chaps and Chapesses. I know I failed to produce any articles last month, or any interview, so I decided I'd throw this together before Temm yelled at me. And my ears hurt enough as it is. Anyone else been sick this month? Eh-yup, I bet.

Okay, so two months ago I had a question about Horde A and Horde B going after each other and Horde B stopping to tie their shoe laces. I don't remember the exact question, but here's the answers I got:

"Horde B will trip and fall flat on their faces because they never learned HOW to tie their shoes!!" - P.W. Marlfox.

"They can't.  If one is heading west and the other east, then they're heading in opposite directions.  That is, of course, if they leave from the same spot, or if A is supposed to head east, but doesn't, and heads west, and B does the same thing, then I'm confusing myself now.  And if you're like me, Vermin Horde A would just back off and wait until Vermin Horde B is about to stand up, then run in and knock them over.  While heading for the kitchen.  We're talking multitasking here." - The Slightly More Sane Than Usual Trintula.

"Forty-two." - SpoonPaw.


Mmmkay, then we had a few questions submitted by SpoonPaw.

"Why don't the weapons in Redwall ever get more complex? I mean seriously, what civilization is always going to rely on medieval weaponry for that long of a period in time?"

- Technology hasn't been invented. Therefore, they rely on nuts. (The food, not the mental state.)

"How come I'm still working for TRC when all I do is write nonsensical stories and replace some of the words with other words like paws, scurry, and mouse?"

- We have very low standards when it comes to writing. We could an article about how ants collect food and have it talk about John Cripp instead, and it would still be considered genius.

"Shakira looks really scary when she dances. Why aren't there any therapists, like me, or guidance counselors, not me, for the evil villains. They've only got stupid fox seers who get killed by the villain anyways?"

- The villains are convinced that they're too "macho" for such things and will be looked down upon in the horde. See? I make a better psychologist than those stupid seers.


So there you have it. *crickets chirp* Oh, so you want something else, huh? Maybe another question to answer next month? A lengthier interview with my exploding fish? Well... okay, I'll give you this:

If Mattimeo hadn't been born, who would've become one of the main characters of "Mattimeo"?
A. Tim.
B. Tess.
C. Cheese.
D. Other (please specify).

Be sure to get in the answers for that question, along with various other questions you'd like to ask me. Like why does cheese go with wine? Why is it "pi r squared" and not "pi r round"? Will Temm ever get around to firing us for being late with our articles? Will--*is distracted and runs off*