Ways to Shun a Redwall Website

In our April issue (Last month) we had a contest called 'ways to shun a Redwall website'. I was surprised that we actually received enough entries to cause a meltdown of my brain and an overwhelming of my will to make a decision, so I just grabbed the first one I saw and read it. It was pathetic, so I looked at them all. Then I chose a winner.

The winner is Trintula!

His shun: 

Congratulations!!!!  Your completely overrated site has been completely underrated in the fact that what you have here is not a site about red walls, or for that matter, any walls at all, but a site that pertains to something akin to the monster under my bed.  Have a nice day!!!!

Congratulations to you also Trintula. Your prize is your joy in winning. (Basically, I don't have anything to give you as a prize and if I did you probably wouldn't want it. A cheap and tacky congrats will do for anyone.)