Ways to shun a Redwall site

We're looking for the most eloquent, catchy and exaggerated phrase that could ever possibly be used to shun or put down a poor quality Redwall website.

You won't be given any examples because I want to find out just what you think I mean by this.

The winner will... win.

Email shuns to Dolbro@aol.com.

Of course all images and references to Redwall are a copyright of the Redwall Abbey Company LTD and all articles and writings are a copyright of their original authors or artists. Don't even bother being a loser and ripping us off because all images and references to TRC are a copyright of Temmlock, 2002 (We have the law behind us). Questions? Comments? Complaints? Whines? Email Temmlock at Dolbro@aol.com