The Vermin Hunter

Guest article

By Violett

(Martin the Warrior comes on the screen.)

Martin (In Australian Accent): G'day. I'm the Vermin
Hunter, and today we're going to see the world's most
dangerous vermin. Look 'ere, there's a wierd looking
species! (Points to Cluny the Scourge). It has a
whip-like tail with a pointy thing at the end of
it-AHHHH!

Cluny: Ghost mouse! Get away!

(Cluny whacks Martin with his tail.)

Martin: Yow! That won't do any harm, mates.

(Martin is on a boat to go to Sampetra.)

Martin: Now we're going to meet the best vermin
hypnotizer since Asmodeous!
Presenting...............UBLAZ MADEYES!

(Ublaz whacks Martin)

Ublaz: Don't you ever call me Madeyes!

(Ublaz starts to stare at Martin.)

Ublaz: Look into my eyes!

(Martin is hypnotized. Rose comes on screen and dumps
a bucket of water on him.)

(Martin travels to Marshank.)

Martin: Now you're going to meet one of my most
horrible enemys, BADRANG THE TYRANT!

Badrang: What are you doing here, Martin son of Luke?

(Clogg walks on screen.)

Clogg: Hey, matey!

(Badrang knocks Clogg off screen.)

(Martin leaves and is now journeying to Kotir.)

Martin: Here's a rare vermin! Look at this, TSARMINA
GREENEYES!

(Martin holds a bucket of water to Tsarmina.)

Tsarmina: What are you doing here, and what are you
doing with that bucket of wat-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Water spills all over Tsarmina.)


(Tsarmina runs out of the room, screaming.)

Martin: Well, that's all the time we have for today, so
see you next time on, THE VERMIN HUNTER!


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