Ten things Redwall characters will never say

By Captain Amazing & co.

1. @!$%!
2. Man, this stinks!
3. I can't believe it's not butter!
4. Depose the Abbot!
5. Nobody likes you, Martin.
6. Just let him die...
7. Eat dirt!
8. Want some diet strawberry cordial.
9. Zap him with your ray gun!
10. Purple pandas, were doomed!!!!!

Thank you, and goodnight.

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