The Legend of Spoon Paw the Fairly Uneducated

Chapter 4

Panelist: Spoon-paw

It was an un-descriptive day at Salamandastron. In the pond near the
mountain Spoon Paw could be found feeding ducks Alka-Seltzer talking to
himself. But he wasn’t saying anything important. So it doesn’t matter what
he said.
He was soon joined by Lord Hungarian who attempted one more time to talk to
his son-figure, “So, how about those ducks eh?”
Spoon simply replied, “What about them?”
Not believing what he had just heard Hungarian asked, “Beg Pardon?”
“I said, ‘What about them?’” Replied Spoon Paw still watching the ducks
explode.
“Oh, okay then,” said Hungarian as he walked away, he continued walking
until he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks, “You, you said something that
made sense…Why’d you do that?”
Spoon turned to look at the badger, “You know, I am capable of saying things
that make sense.”
“But why didn’t you?!” The badger was gettin’ mad and stuff, “I am gettin’
mad and stuff!”
“You really want to know?” He asked.
“Yes.” The badger said.
“Really?” asked Spoon again.
They did that for a while but I’m not going to type all of that because it
was silly.
“Well I’ll tell you then” said Spoon Paw walking out of the tent where the
clowns were waving at him, “But I’ll have to whisper it to you.”
The badger brought his head close to Spoon’s mouth and Spoon whispered some
stuff to him.
After Spoon finished the badger looked appalled and so did the hyena.
“Now it all makes sense!” exclaimed the badger.
“Now all we have to do is prepare for war,” said Spoon pointing out to an
island in the pond not five feet from shore where an island with a deviously
sinister-ful castle was, “They’re gonna attack us soon.”
“I see,” replied the badger foaming at the mouth.
Will someone gouge out someone else’s eyes?
Will you be disgusted by that?
Should I not quit my day job?
Find out in the next grotesquely un-comprehendable chapter of Spoon Paw the
Fairly Uneducated.