The ROC Shanty

 Written by YOU

Oh when the night is late and the caffeine runs high and the sugar rises up;

We log online and wait in line to post our hyper ‘sup?’

The chat room lags, the connection nags, and the server just plain crashed;

But we won’t let that stop us from our late night ROC bash!

Oh a-hey-didly-do and a-hey-didly-in;

We’re all out a’chattin on MSN

Oh a-hey-didly-do and a-hey didly-hee;

Just keep on chattin’ ‘til the clock strikes three!

Its bright and early on a Saturday morning and the sun has just come out;

You get the EZboard one-minute warning and your anger makes you shout.

Oh you’re signed up for sixty-seven yahoo groups and you’ve only heard of three;

But you’ll prob’ly just delete it all anyway, so do the ROC!

Oh a-hey-didly-do and a-hey-didly-hay;

I’ll update my site some other day

Oh a-hey-didly-do and a-hey didly-she;

So come and gripe with the ROC!