Panelist: A-tha-lia

So after the November issue of TRC comes out, I sit down in my crummy little cubicle and start typing out random gibberish--like a good little TRC employee should. Then, a month later, I get a note from the editor saying to do something with a Christmasy theme. So here I am, trying to come up with something Christmasy for the December issue. *bangs head on desk for inspiration*

*is inspired* Wow, that didn't take long...

Redwall Related Gifts To Give To All Of Your Non-Redwallian Friends

(hahah, let's see if I can beat my own record for having the longest article title...):

- Redwall books: well, that's obvious.
- Redwall bookmarks: less expensive, easy to make, and goes good with the Redwall books.
- Redwall bricks: go to a local alley way or hard ware store and purchase a red brick.
- Redwall food: go find a place that sells scones. or nuts. or cheese. or...
- Redwall toys: go out to the woods and find a nice stick. give stick to friend. (Dibbuns love to play with sticks, what are you talking about?)
- Redwall eZines: print out copies of your favorite Redwall eZines! ... where do you think you're going? Hey! HEY! COME BACK HERE AND PRINT OUT THIS ISSUE!!

... Isn't that enough to get your Christmas shopping list started? *sighs* Okay, what else...

- Spoons: everyone likes spoons. Plus it can be linked back to Spoonpaw.
- Bows and Arrows: somebeast's supervision required.
- Slings: buy along with the bows and arrows and you and your friends can reenact epic battle scenes!
- Editor: for $29.95, your friend can have their very own editor of The Redwall Comedia---oh, hi, Temm... Mr. Editor... Sir...
- Staff: please, buy me and rescue me from my own insanity... I'm good at doing dishes!

So there you have it, a bunch of useless things to buy your friends and give to them to throw away after Christmas is over. Only, please don't throw away the Editor. Send him back when you're done with him. Hmm? What's that, Temm? Oh, yes, sir. I see. I'll be going now... Merry Christmas.

(AKA: Athalia has nothing to write about.)