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Matthias' Help For Moles
#5
Panelist: Mat-thi-as
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Mole: Oi arve a
gurt feaster to give zoon. Oi spented all ee day baken ee
food. Then oi felled ee sleep an oi dreamed oi was eaten gurt 'eaps o'
vittles. When oi waked up, oi found out oi 'ad eaten all moi feast
whoile oi sleeped! Wot should oi do?
Signed, Haremole
Matthias: That's
it, I quit! I'm sick of all these problems from moles, and unless I get
QUITE a raise... Well, sorry. Just ask them all to bring something, and
cook some stuff yourself. |
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Mole: Oi be a-loikin'
to lissen t' pummelin' above oi, but oi tunnel's caved in, an' oi'm stuck
'ere! 'Elp!
Signed, Stuck in a hole
Matthias: Well...
you're not going to survive too long unless you dig. It's obvious! |
For this month, I have decided to provide only two parts to my advice column,
but instead, I will create a Redwall/Star Wars story. I'll write part, then you
submit a response from the choices provided. Then I'll write from there, provide
more choices, etc. etc.
Until I'm finished, there will be NO MOLE ADVICE COLUMN!
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