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Matthias' Help For Moles
#4
Panelist: Mat-thi-as
Any problem for moles is
a problem for me
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Mole: Hurr Hurr! Dere's a gurt foir at da end o' me moler
tunneler! tis gitten radder 'ot inna 'ere..Wot shod I do?
Signed, Fire Mole
Matthias:
Just
run- isn't that obvious? Wait- there's nothing for the fire to burn
besides you. |
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Mole: Whoi do
moi parents want oi t' troi movin' ee gurt ol' boulder blockin' ee tunnel? Oi
can't do et. 'Elp, Mattwoize!
Signed, Physically
challenged
Matthias: Just
dig a tunnel around it- isn't that obvious? |
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Mole: Oi found a gurt tunnel by ee
River Moss, an' et's a gudd place t' live, but oi can't sleep quoite s'
easy in 'ere. Wot's ee reason, zurr?
Signed, Oi can't dig.....
Matthias:
Hmm...
AGH! IT'S AN ADDER'S HOLE! Get out of there!!! Especially if you find a
bunch of bones in it... |
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Mole: Thurr do be ee gurt storn
nearboi, an' oi can't dig enuff shelters furr everybeast Wot t' do?
Signed, Storm the Mole
Matthias:
Find
your tunnel, fill it up, just don't panic. |
Send your mole questions to Dolbro@aol.com!
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