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Matthias'
Help For Moles
#3
Panelist: Mat-thi-as
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Mole: Oi loik to swim, but moi parents
say
that usn's, ee
moles, cain't swim. Whoi's this?
Signed, Ottermole
Matthias: Just keep swimming. They'll give
in. If they don't, RUN
AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!!!
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Mole: Thur's a gurt invention t'be found, an' Oi want to
foind et. Oi can't decide what Oi should look for. Oi
need away t'decide!!!
Signed, Molebert Einstein
Matthias: If you have any ideas, just turn them around. The only
one that doesn't get dizzy will work. |
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Mole: Well, fill moi tunnel! That's wot a bunch of
stoats
'ave just done. Oi saw a gurt ol' boulder,
about
halfway in... Oi don't loik t'dig, either!
Signed, To dig or not to dig?
Matthias: I hope you have a LOT of food. If not, just dig as
fast as you can, and hope you have enough air, food,
and water to last the rest of the season.
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Mole: Oi troid t' outeat a gurt ol' hare, an' now, Oi
have
t' give up either moi tunnel, deeper' n' ever poi
recipie, or moi diggin' abilities... HELP!
Signed, In trouble
Matthias: Just give him one and ask for are match after you
half-starve yourself.
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