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Matthias' Help For Moles
#2
Panelist: Mat-thi-as
"Any problem for moles is
a problem for me"
| Mole: "hurr,
oi be ee choild in ee farmily o' diggers, on'y
oi
daon't loikes to dig. well, oi's diggin' ee gurt
'ole,
an' moi ol' dad, 'ee says to oi, 'stop diggin up
me
lawn!' so oi got ee questern. 'Ow cumm moi farther
wernts
oi to dig, an' then 'ee daon't wernt me to
dig?"
-signed, a mixed up mole
Matthias:
I
think that you should practice your digging
somewhere
else, then prove how good of a digger you
are to
your father. It might work, and anyway, he
wanted
you to dig somewhere besides where you did. |
Editor's note: Eep. We
apologize for our lack of mole dilemmas this month. It must have been a good
month for the moles. *Makes up excuses* and this is better anyway because...
because... oh forget it.
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