Matthias' Help For Moles!

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Panelist: Mat-thi-as

Matthias's Help for Moles
Any problem for moles is a problem for me!

Mole: Oi have a gurt problem with some vurrmints- Oi can't cook moiself a meal afore Oi'm knocked over, burr aye! Signed, Worthless mole cook Matthias: If you've tried typical methods, and none of them have worked, you should attempt something stronger- put some sleeping potion into their food,and then send for help. I know several goodbeasts who would help, mainly a badger, hare, mouse, and mole. If all else fails, my assistance will be accessible.

Mole: Oi ate too much deeper ‘n ever poi last noight and oi’ve got a gurt ol’ stomach ache, burr aye. Signed, In need of Tums Matthias: I think you should ask somebeast in the infirmary for help, or you should drink some warm mint tea.

Mole: Oi met this noice otter in th’ woods. He asked moi if oi want’d to boi some o’ his gurt ol’ weeds. Should oi accept? Signed, Poor clueless mole   Matthias: I think that you should ask what type of weeds they are. If the otter doesn’t tell you, decline. Also say no if you’re allergic to the weeds. Accept if you like the weeds and you can afford them.

Mole: Hey dude, I've been living like a mole in a hole! I took my parent's car out for a spin and they grounded me after I put a tiny dent in the fender. Should I sneak out the window with my suicidal shrews CD, or should I just keep cursing and banging on the door? Signed, Mole in a hole Matthias: You're confusing me.

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