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Life in the car pool lane Panelist:
Spoon-Paw (A
talk show for all you stupid folk) (Nicky
Fake enters stage as theme music roles) Nicky
Fake: Hi, I’m Nicky Fake and welcome to “Life in the car pool lane”. Today’s subject is, “My father is obsessed about death
and is secretly trying to murder me because he thinks I’m evil”.
First up we have Matthias and his son Mattimeo. (Matthias
and Mattimeo enter room, Matthias scowling at everybody and Mattimeo with
several tattoos and peircings. They
take sit down three seats away from each other) Nicky
Fake: So why are both of you here? Matthias:
I came here to hire a hit man…why are there so many people here? Mattimeo:
I came here because I thought this was my gang’s vermin meeting… Nicky
Fake: Well you’re both obviously having trouble communicating Matthias:
Do I have to sign anything? I’m
scared… (Mattimeo
starts blubbering and hugging his father) Mattimeo:
I’M SORRY DADDY! I LOVE YOU!!! (Matthias
feebly tries to push his son off of him) Matthias:
AHHHH!!! My artery!! (The
audience goes about “awwww”-ing as Matthias slowly loses consciousness) Nicky
Fake: Well isn’t that adorable, father and son.
Tune in next month when our subject is, “I stick abnormal objects down
my pants” where we’ll have special guest Spoon Paw a recovering pants addict
to help.
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