Interview With a Bot About Redwall 2

Editor's note: Yes, I realize that this is a blatant rip-off of the 'interview with a bot about Redwall' by Spoon Paw in the December issue. I'm sure Captain Amazing is violating some copyright law or another, but the most likely case is that Spoon Paw violated copyright laws with his article to begin with, so who really cares?

This is a interview on Redwall with a Santa Claus bot from AOL.

CaptainAmazing: Hello. I am here to interview you about the book Redwall.
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

CaptainAmazing: Have you ever read Redwall
SantaClaus:
:-D

CaptainAmazing: Thanks. That's nice. I will ask again. Have you ever read the book Redwall?
SantaClaus: You're very, very welcome! Ho Ho Ho!

CaptainAmazing: Have you ever heard of the book Redwall?
SantaClaus: Indeed!

CaptainAmazing: Have you read it?
SantaClaus: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".

CaptainAmazing: Moving on... What does Brian Jaques want for Christmas?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?

CaptainAmazing: Have you ever heard of the Redwall Comedian?
SantaClaus: Wonderful!

CaptainAmazing: Yes, it is, isn't it...
SantaClaus: Without a doubt.

CaptainAmazing: Can you spell "hamburger"?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I missed that. The elves are just overrunning me with questions. And speaking of elves, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you asked me about them.

CaptainAmazing: Okay then. Who is your favorite Redwall character?
SantaClaus: I have lots of favorite things, but I need a little more information. Favorite, what?

CaptainAmazing: Favorite Redwall character.
SantaClaus: Oh, I cannot pick a favorite. ;-)

CaptainAmazing: Oh.
SantaClaus: Excellent.

CaptainAmazing: Excellent.
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D

CaptainAmazing: Good for you. Do you even know what Redwall is?
SantaClaus: Well, my inquisitive one, Santa just knows. It's my job. ;-) I also get a bit of help from the adults who take care of you.

CaptainAmazing: Do you hate me so much that you refrain to answer my questions?
SantaClaus: What do you think?

CaptainAmazing: Ah!!!!!
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.

CaptainAmazing: YOU WASTE MY TIME!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, "hear music", maybe some music will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)

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