Format for your ROC resume

Panelist: Spoon-Paw

Ex:

Your name that you thought was really cool but everybody thinks is lame:
Mctrannenflair R. Siddud

Species that’s way over-used followed by a stupid catch phrase: Hare, wot
wot?

Long meaningless e-mail address based off of your name:
MctrannenflairRobbinmillSiddud@redwall.org

Crappy skills that everybody you RP with will call ‘Lame’ and ‘un-fair’:
Flying, digging, samurai ninja warrior, very skilled with a saber, axe,
dagger, scythe, and battle club.*

Level of skill that everybody will lie about: Very very oldbie.

Stupid sentence about why you should be let into this message board thingy:
I should be let in b-cause I am very very skilled at every thing wot wot I’m
magic and I can fly!! WHEE! WOT WOT!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List of made up people who would recommend letting you into the RP place
thing:

Snoopy Doggg: Yo, yo, yo, you had betta’ let ma’ hommie in to yo’ RP tingie
o’ I’m a goon come on over dere and bust chu up!!! Yo, yo.

And that just about wraps it up, send in your resumes and you’ll get some
candy. Oh, and you’ll get them put up on the site. But who cares about that,
think of the candy…

*Let's not forget the alien laser gun.