Poisonleaf Wolfbane, Cubicle Inspector (Part 1)

Panelist: Poison-leaf Marl-fox

P.W.: Hello faithful readers all (loose term), and
welcome to the very first segment of Poisonleaf
Wolfbane, Cubicle Inspector. Today we will inspect two
of the worst, sorriest excuses for cubicles there are
to offer. Alrighty, cubicle one... Ah, here it is.
*gasp* HEY, YOU CALL THIS A CUBICLE?! THIS IS THE
WORST LOOKING PIGSTY I'VE EVER- hey wait, that's mine.
Heh heh... Moving right along... Our next cubicle is
that of none other than Athalia Nuttree Hophingham
Colover the hare, the messiest cubicle-dwelling
coffee-drinker of all time. Plus I just like to pick
on her. Oh, hello Athalia...
A: Why are you in my cubicle and what are you doing
with that videocamera*? Can't you see I'm not
working?!
P.W.: Um- sorry... Didn't expect to see you here...
A: Where'd you think I was, the snack room?
P.W.: Well, yeah...
A: Well the snack machine's broken today. So I'm
eating in my office.
P.W.: Office? Office?
A: CUBICLE!
P.W.: Oh, right.
A: What are you up to anyway? Something fishy's going
on here, and you're going to tell me what it is.
P.W.: I'm sorry, I can't swim...
A: Bad joke.
P.W.: Right, carry on then... I go now.
A: Not so fast! You'll probably spring a booby trap on
me as soon as I leave my cubicle. Well, it won't work.
/I'm/ leaving first, and then we'll see about booby
traps!
P.W.: Okay, whatever you say... (She leaves) Actually,
not a bad idea... On with the inspection... Just look
at this sloppy desk! Hey, this cabinet door's stuck.
*grunt* *groan* Whoa- AAAAAAAAUGH!! (Gets buried
beneath a landslide of papers) I need a new job...

*footnote: Yep, I had a videocamera too... Too bad it
broke and all I got was the sound. Did I learn my
lesson? Well, I try not to...