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An ROC parents meeting Panelist: Temm-lock ---------------------------------------------------- <TRCPosingAsAParent has joined the chatroom> Chairman7878: Welcome to the 2002 parents meeting for the
Redwall Online Community! This session is for the parents to relate their
experiences with their children in the ROC. If your child is over 10, you
probably don’t know jack about what they do on the computer, but we’re here
to help you get in on the action! You can, as an ROC parent, donate money to the
aid of Redwall clubs, bring refreshments to RPG sessions and just plain have a
good time! Piggy: I thot this wuz da singles chat! <Piggy has left the chatroom> Joshcmo: Redwall? I think my daughter likes that Redwall
thing! Or was that Killy the talking moose? Piggette: It IS tha singoles chat! Oh… it isn? <Piggette has left the chatroom> ConcernedParent98: My teenager spends too much time on the
computer. I tell him to eat his cheese and strumpets and he says ‘no I have to
go spend too much time on the computer’. What do you think I should do? ConcernedParent99: I KNOW! My boy does the EXACT same
thing! I read in Abusive Parents magazine that you should beat the little jerk
‘til he bleeds. ConcernedParent98: I read that too! It said that beating
should vary with age… like 64 lashes for a 14 year old, 78 for a 16 year old
and 143 for a 20 year old. ConcernedParent99: Yes, but only concerned parents like us
actually want to do that! Joshcmo: My daughter likes Killy the talking moose. ConcernedParent98: Have you ever watched one of those
entire shows? They’re perverted trash and are loaded with violence! Joshcmo: I watched it once while I was changing my
daughter’s diaper. It reminded me of that Blue Clue thing. ConcernedParent99: That FILTHY THING??!? You let your
daughter watch something that can be compared to that FILTH?!!? You turn my gut
Joshcmo. <Piggy has joined the chatroom> Piggy: Finly, I found it! Joshcmo: I think you two are a little over-concerned. ConcernedParent99: We pride ourselves in being
over-concerned!!! ConcernedParent98: We pride ourselves in being over-concerned!!! Chairman7878: Don’t you think we could maybe talk about
the Redwall Online Community? Frodobag: That Redwall show is really stupid. Killy: Actually, there is a book series that the show is
based on. Frodobag: I don’t think so. ConcernedParent99: The TV series is evil. Frodobag: Its bad, but its not um… evil. ConcernedParent99: You DARE TO DEFY ME??? ConcernedParent98: I’m mad and I’m leaving…. OH #$%@
MY LITTLE BABY JUST TRIPPED AND CRACKED HIS HEAD OPEN!!!!! HE’S BLEEDING ALL
OVER $%&#!!!! I NEED TO GO GET SOME NEOSPORIN AND A BANDAID!!!!!!!! <ConcernedParent98 has left the chatroom> ConcernedParent99: HOW #$%& IRONIC!! THE SAME THING IS
HAPPENING AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! <ConcernedParent99 has left the chatroom> Frodobag: Have you heard of Lord of the Rings? Piggy: A/S/L Frodobag: Huh? Piggy: I’m singel. Joshcmo: This isn’t the singles chat Piggy. Frodobag: LOTR is cool. My favorite character is Frodo! Joshcmo: Never heard of it. Does it have something to do
with that Redwall thing? Killy: No it doesn’t. Frodobag: I hate that Redwall show! Killy: Redwall isn’t just a show. Frodobag: I don’t buy it. Joshcmo: There’s a show of that thing too? Frodobag: That’s all there is. Killy: Actually there’s a book series that the show was
based on. <Piggy has left the chatroom> Joshcmo: Well which is it? TRCPosingAsAParent: This meeting isn’t going too well.
I’m leaving. Joshcmo: Later. Killy: See ya later. Frodobag: Ya, later. TRCPosingAsAParent: Or not. <TRCPosingAsAParent has left the chatroom> Scared yet? |
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