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A Heartwarming Tale

Panelist: Spoon-paw

Hello, my name is George, he was a cat, he said, “I am a cat”, Because he was a cat. And he was a good guy and did not have a horde so he said to Bill, “Look at the bad guys” And Bill said yes because he did. So the bad guys who did have a horde said, “Hey” And George said “We need a horde.” So George and Bill got some gophers to help them fight and the gophers said
okay because they would. So then they met a camel named Foogleheiemer and he said “I will Fight” Because he would. And then they found some assorted armies of good guys and stuff and they said yes because they would. And they went and they had an army because they did. And the bad guys said “we will fight you no we won’t because you have an army” and they ran away but there
was this one guy who didn’t so he forgot so he went back and George and Bill won because they did. But Bill died and everyone got all sad so they buried him because he was a chipmunk and because he did. And then there were all these guys and they were all hey and they were happy and then Bill died and
THE EnDD.!!.

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