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The Legend of Spoon Paw, the Fairly Uneducated

Chapter 2

Panelist: Spoon-Paw

It was a seemingly normal day on the island of Bad Guy Island.  The sun was out and shiny things were starting to slowly come out of the ground. 

Everything on the island was under the rule of Not Nice Claw the fiendish lemur ruler.  No one questioned Not Nice Claw, not even his post-it notes. 

Anyone who did question him would get a slight slap on the wrist.  And anyone who didn’t question him didn’t get a slight slap on the wrist.  And the ones who just thought about questions to ask him he didn’t really care about because he didn’t know whether they were thinking of questions to ask him or just thinking about big fisheys or if they weren’t thinking at all. But then that’s impossible not to think…or is it?  Think about it, or better yet don’t think.  I don’t have enough time to ponder stuff like that; I’m busy narrating the story.  I bet you don’t even care who I am.  I bet you just want me to finish narrating the story.  I bet you’d like that a lot. So I’ll do that. Recently Not Nice Claw had been plotting an evil plot (which will really be the plot of the story.)  He was plotting to take over Salamandastron (bum bum bum)!  With an evil plot like that in mind no one can stop him…or can they?  No, I’m pretty sure no one can stop him…oh, okay.

Not Nice Claw’s evil scientist, Not Nice Claw’s Evil Scientist Claw, had created a mechanical nightmare, which he called “THE HAPPY”.  It was a little springy thing that had the words “THE HAPPY” written on it in brown washable marker.  But it was much more than a springy thing with the words “THE HAPPY” written on it in brown washable marker, it was an evil springy thing with the words “THE HAPPY” written on it in brown washable marker. With this contraption he could easily take over Salamandastron, which would be good for him, not good for the good guys, and even better for the lullaby fairies that flew around in Not Nice Claw’s head. Will Not Nice Claw take over Salamandastron?  Will we introduce Redwall Abbey at some point?  Will someone eventually say something! Find out in the next chapter of The Legend of Spoon Paw The Fairly Uneducated.

 

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